{"id":11205,"date":"2012-02-15T00:05:15","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T08:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=11205"},"modified":"2012-02-15T00:05:15","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T08:05:15","slug":"hi-im-eeyore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/11205","title":{"rendered":"Hi, I&#8217;m Eeyore."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t&#8220;When I came to MaryJane&#8217;s, I was a sad sight to see. Pretty much the longhorn version of a Sarah McLaughlin SPCA commercial, my mother\u00a0died when I was &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;\u00a0young, and I was left to make it on the range alone at a nearby ranch. Dubbed a &#8216;bummer calf,&#8217; I was re-named Eeyore when I arrived\u00a0at MaryJane&#8217;s because of my size and countenance.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-11222\" title=\"bachelors-0506\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bachelors-0506.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Barely able to raise my head, I was nursed back to health. I&#8217;m still a little small, almost stunted,\u00a0but I am slowly and surely learning how to be\u00a0more bullish, even though I&#8217;m missing some of my parts.&#8221; (Editor&#8217;s note: <em>steer<\/em>ing clear of the details on that.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-11225\" title=\"bachelors-0455\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bachelors-0455.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/3243\">Milky Way<\/a>, a true professional in the business, has shown me how to scratch oneself publicly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-11224\" title=\"bachelors-0447\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bachelors-0447.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"265\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">How to run away when a pretty lady tries to catch you. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-11272\" title=\"bully_bully-0373\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bully_bully-0373.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The art of hiding.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-11229\" title=\"bachelors-0513\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bachelors-0513.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;ve even learned how to chaw on some grass; it just makes me feel a little more rogue.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-11226\" title=\"bachelors-00462\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bachelors-00462.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All in all, things are looking up, and I am feeling right at home here and have become a good buddy to Milky Way. Though,\u00a0from time-to-time, I still earn the title of Eeyore\u2014that sad little donkey in <em>Winnie the Pooh<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>It&#8217;s snowing still, said Eeyore gloomily.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0So it is.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0And freezing.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0Is it?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0Yes, said Eeyore. However, he said, brightening up a little, we haven&#8217;t had an earthquake lately.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Happy to be settled into my\u00a0new home at MaryJane&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;When I came to MaryJane&#8217;s, I was a sad sight to see. Pretty much the longhorn version of a Sarah McLaughlin SPCA commercial, my mother\u00a0died when I was &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/11205\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[263,487,555,586,972],"class_list":["post-11205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab","tag-eeyore","tag-kim","tag-maryjanesfarm","tag-milky-way","tag-winnie-the-pooh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}