{"id":1251,"date":"2011-09-03T18:14:45","date_gmt":"2011-09-04T01:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2011-09-03T18:14:45","modified_gmt":"2011-09-04T01:14:45","slug":"going-to-the-apes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/1251","title":{"rendered":"Going to the Apes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tAttended Denali’s delightful wedding this afternoon (one of my graphic designers). I took lots of photos. Stay tuned!<\/p>\n

Last weekend, Nicker Doodles asked me out for a date, which means he gets to choose the restaurant, the movie, the whole affair, whatever … getting out the tractor to install new fenceposts? Sometimes. (Actually, I just came in from helping him do just that.)<\/p>\n

He took me to the movie “Planet of the Apes.” We have a new theater in town we haven’t tried yet. The new seats, even the popcorn was top notch. But here’s a little tip about “Planet of the Apes.”<\/p>\n

The movie ended. Everyone exited the theater except for the two of\u00a0us and one other couple.<\/p>\n

I’ve always wondered why we sit there reading credits. Testing our eyesight? Looking for someone we might know? (Fat chance.) Using the extra time to decompress from an overly thoughtful, heavy\u00a0movie? Finishing\u00a0off the last of the popcorn? Milking date night for one last kernel?<\/p>\n

Well, finally, it paid off. The opposite of a spoiler alert is this: don’t leave. Somewhere in the middle of the credits, the movie actually ENDS and it’s a very different ending than the\u00a0ending those who left, left with. Stay put. There. That’s my date night tip. Apes will rise but movie patrons need to do just the opposite.<\/p>\n

Official Movie Website for Rise of the Planet of the Apes<\/a><\/p>\n

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