{"id":15582,"date":"2012-05-19T00:08:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-19T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=15582"},"modified":"2012-05-19T00:08:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-19T07:08:00","slug":"kismet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/15582","title":{"rendered":"Kismet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tSpring is definitely in the air at my farm, and love is bloomin\u2019 just as big and bright as all the flowers in my garden.<\/p>\n<p>Even that precocious little MBA Jane has found herself a man (I can\u2019t let that girl out of my sight for even one morning!).<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\">(Wondering who she is? She&#8217;s Merit Badge Awardee Jane, MBA Jane for short. In her<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/10477\">former life<\/a> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">\u2026 )<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Wonderful, she calls him.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he does look awfully cute. And he says the sweetest things (more about that in a minute).<\/p>\n<p>But still.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMBA Jane, are you sure he\u2019s the one?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"mba_jane-0525\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/mba_jane-0525.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"566\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sure, MJ,\u201d she replied, all soft-voiced and smitten, her eyes sparkling with more romance than a Harlequin novel. \u201cI love him more than I love ALL my pairs of shoes. More than my strawberry lip gloss. More than Justin Bieber. More than my cell phone, MJ\u2014<em>my. cell. phone<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wow. This is serious.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt must be kismet, then,\u201d I told her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yes, I\u2019d like him to kiss me very much!\u201d She nearly fell off her stilettos.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, Jane, kismet. You pronounce it, kizz &#8211; met. It\u2019s a word that means destiny or fate. Like, you two were meant to find each other.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOhh, we <em>sooo<\/em> were,\u201d she crooned. \u201cIt\u2019s totally fate! Like that time I found a vintage pink Chanel jacket <em>in my size<\/em> at that thrift shop!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But then her smile faded. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, that\u2019s a cool word and everything, MJ. And I like to learn new words, but \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut what, Jane??\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, do you think he\u2019ll still kiss me?!?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I told her she should probably prepare her pucker because I am pretty positive he will, especially if those sweet nothings I hear him telling her are any indication.<\/p>\n<p>All she has to do is squeeze his muscular, manly hand and he\u2019s all wonderful &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you have a hard day, honey? Why don\u2019t you sit down and let me rub your feet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve been on my mind all day, that\u2019s why I bought you these flowers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Uh huh, sure, I thought. I\u2019m skeptical, but still listening \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe ballgame really isn\u2019t that important. I\u2019d rather spend time with you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know, honey, why don\u2019t you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This guy\u2019s pretty good, I thought. And then he said something that almost had me falling for him, too. The phrase never (<em>ever<\/em>) before heard from a man:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cActually, I\u2019m not sure which way to go. Why don\u2019t we stop here and ask for directions?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dang! He really IS Mr. Wonderful!<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the word to remember, girls. It might just be kismet when you meet your Mr. Wonderful, too!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/kismet\">Kismet<\/a> (<strong>kiz<\/strong>-mit) <em>n. <\/em>Fate; destiny.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring is definitely in the air at my farm, and love is bloomin\u2019 just as big and bright as all the flowers in my garden. 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