{"id":18195,"date":"2012-07-12T00:03:37","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T07:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=18195"},"modified":"2012-07-12T00:03:37","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T07:03:37","slug":"must-not-a-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/18195","title":{"rendered":"Must not a got."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tYesterday, hubby bubby said in passing, &#8220;Must not a got &#8230;&#8221; I said, &#8220;Wait! Wait, right here, I need to WRITE that down, lest I forget what you didn&#8217;t get and how it is you\u00a0said\u00a0what you don&#8217;t got.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Given I still have some snap left in my garters and I&#8217;m a bit of a straight shooter, I started to laugh. Snicker Doodles (birth name Nick) GOT it and he started to laugh too. That&#8217;s when the moment\u00a0got up to a pretty good pitch\u2014steeper than a\u00a0cow&#8217;s face actually.\u00a0I snorted and crossed my legs.\u00a0(That means I think somethin&#8217;s REALLY funny and I&#8217;m\u00a0in the moment HAPPY.)<\/p>\n<p>Such is life is rural America. The deeper into its past you go, the sweeter it gets.<\/p>\n<p>After we quit lovin&#8217; on his\u00a0folksy, regional upbringing, hubby bubby got\u00a0serious, wiped the laughter from his eyes,\u00a0and\u00a0said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Spread that on the grass to make it greener\u2014know what I mean?&#8221;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, hubby bubby said in passing, &#8220;Must not a got &#8230;&#8221; I said, &#8220;Wait! Wait, right here, I need to WRITE that down, lest I forget what you didn&#8217;t get and how it is you\u00a0said\u00a0what you don&#8217;t got.&#8221; Given I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/18195\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/18195\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[549],"class_list":["post-18195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab","tag-maryjanes-gift-for-gab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}