{"id":19816,"date":"2012-08-03T00:09:52","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T07:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=19816"},"modified":"2012-08-03T00:09:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T07:09:52","slug":"you-know-youre-a-farmgirl-when-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/19816","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-19817\" title=\"boots_MG_0002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/boots_MG_0002.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;\u00a0darning your sock doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re cursing it, just nursing it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0&#8230; you wake up in the middle of the night with another idea for using zucchini.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when you sneak into your root cellar\u00a0to count your jars of canned peaches one more time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when your favorite tune is the music\u00a0canning jars make as they seal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when an amount of something is a peck of something.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when you say, &#8220;that rude guy put a knot in my tail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when you ask this about a job half done, &#8220;Why make two bites of a cherry?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when you say\u00a0&#8220;Charge it to the dust and let the rain settle it.&#8221; (No need to be paid.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when you say things like, &#8220;Handy as a pocket in an apron.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230; as dumb as a shovel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230; as full as a tick?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230; as cute as a bug&#8217;s ear.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230; as busy as popcorn in a hot skillet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Pass the cow paste please.&#8221; (Butter.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Chime in! You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 &#8230;\u00a0darning your sock doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re cursing it, just nursing it. You know you&#8217;re a farmgirl when &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/19816\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[112,549],"class_list":["post-19816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab","tag-boots","tag-maryjanes-gift-for-gab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}