{"id":23549,"date":"2012-12-29T00:09:21","date_gmt":"2012-12-29T08:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=23549"},"modified":"2012-12-29T00:09:21","modified_gmt":"2012-12-29T08:09:21","slug":"ninnyhammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/23549","title":{"rendered":"ninnyhammer"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tHammer. Hammer. Hammer.<\/p>\n

OUCH! <\/em>What a ninnyhammer.<\/p>\n

No, I don’t mean the actual hammer \u2026<\/p>\n

Yowzer! It really<\/em> hurts!<\/p>\n

Sorry\u2014I’m having trouble staying on track.<\/p>\n

Where is<\/em> that ice pack I put in the freezer?<\/p>\n

I might as well tell you (you’ve already guessed):<\/p>\n

I “nailed” my thumb instead of the nail I was aiming for,<\/p>\n

and that makes ME the<\/p>\n

ninnyhammer.<\/p>\n

Perhaps you’d prefer<\/p>\n

ding-a-ling,<\/p>\n

featherhead,<\/p>\n

goose,<\/p>\n

mooncalf,<\/p>\n

(yes, I said mooncalf<\/em><\/a>),<\/p>\n

nincompoop,<\/p>\n

turkey,<\/p>\n

yo-yo \u2026<\/p>\n

Take your pick.<\/p>\n

Any way you slice it<\/p>\n

(hammer it?)<\/p>\n

it still hurts.<\/p>\n

\"\"

Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons; Michael Jastremski<\/p><\/div>\n

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Hammer. Hammer. Hammer. OUCH! What a ninnyhammer. No, I don’t mean the actual hammer \u2026 Yowzer! It really hurts! Sorry\u2014I’m having trouble staying on track. Where is that ice pack I put in the freezer? I might as well tell … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[370,643],"class_list":["post-23549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gleaming_word","tag-gleaming-word-a-week","tag-ninnyhammer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}