{"id":24618,"date":"2012-10-09T00:08:22","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T07:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=24618"},"modified":"2012-10-09T00:08:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-09T07:08:22","slug":"the-funny-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/24618","title":{"rendered":"the funny farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tMy animals at the farm give me great joy. Their sweet little faces greet me in the morning, wish me a good night, and for the most part &#8230; they behave. But on certain occasions, animals will be animals &#8230; and no amount of training can save you from their antics. These are their crimes! (Shot with bad lighting\u00a0like those shocking mug shots we see of movie stars.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-24632\" title=\"funny_farm-19729\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny_farm-19729.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"245\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Actually, it was her sister, who&#8217;s gone now. (And not because she ate the chicken.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-24627\" title=\"funny_farm-9658\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny_farm-9658.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"447\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-24658\" title=\"funny_farm-19820\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny_farm-19820.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"funny_farm-9681\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny_farm-9681.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"funny_farm-9777\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny_farm-9777.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"415\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"funny_farm-9801\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny_farm-9801.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"582\" \/>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My animals at the farm give me great joy. Their sweet little faces greet me in the morning, wish me a good night, and for the most part &#8230; they behave. But on certain occasions, animals will be animals &#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/24618\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/24618\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[515,533,549,650,747,920],"class_list":["post-24618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab","tag-lightning-bolt-lb","tag-maizy","tag-maryjanes-gift-for-gab","tag-nutmeg","tag-rascal","tag-tulip"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}