{"id":25271,"date":"2012-10-20T00:29:23","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T07:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=25271"},"modified":"2012-10-20T00:29:23","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T07:29:23","slug":"shedding-teardrops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/25271","title":{"rendered":"Shedding Teardrops"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tOkay, so maybe the Beau Coop Heritage Hen Mini Farm<\/a> isn’t at the top of your holiday wish list \u2026<\/p>\n

Maybe you\u2019re a little more of a mover?<\/p>\n

A shaker?<\/p>\n

A go-for-the-gold<\/p>\n

gussied-up<\/p>\n

galavantin’<\/p>\n

GLAMPER!<\/p>\n

Are you feelin’ it?<\/p>\n

If ritzy road-tripping is your ultimate fantasy,<\/p>\n

then do not despair.<\/p>\n

Neiman Marcus has the perfect present for you, too!<\/p>\n

Feast your eyes:<\/p>\n

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Bulleit Trailer (Photo courtesy of Neiman Marcus)<\/p><\/div>\n

Ain’t she a beauty?<\/p>\n

They call her the Bulleit Frontier Whiskey Woody-Tailgate Trailer<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It’s a mouthful, I know, but this little towable treat is worth it.<\/p>\n

E-V-E-R-Y penny \u2026<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

of her $150,000\u00a0<\/em>price tag \u2026<\/p>\n

I guess value is in the eye of the beholder (or is that beer holder),<\/p>\n

or, rather, in the hand that writes the check.<\/p>\n

Something along those lines.<\/p>\n

At any rate, the Bulleit might strike some as a bonafide bargain.<\/p>\n

After all, she’s not just for silly stuff like sleeping under the stars and frying eggs in the morning.<\/p>\n

No, ma’am.<\/p>\n

The Bulleit is a veritable traveling bar, designed for spontaneous roadside entertaining.<\/p>\n

“It’s impressive on the outside,” boasts Neiman Marcus, “But what’s on the inside truly astounds: sleek<\/p>\n

leather furnishings and details from Moore & Giles, rich wood finishings (handcrafted from reclaimed<\/p>\n

Bulleit Bourbon casks), elegant glassware, and a top-notch entertainment system, including a flat-screen TV, Blu-ray Disc\u2122 player, and a state-of-the-art sound system, plus a one-year supply of Bulleit Bourbon and Bulleit Rye*. You park, open the hatch, and slide out the bar\u2014cocktails anyone?”<\/p>\n

Sorry, folks, but this farmgirl’s not biting …<\/p>\n

that bulleit.<\/p>\n

 \t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, so maybe the Beau Coop Heritage Hen Mini Farm isn’t at the top of your holiday wish list \u2026 Maybe you\u2019re a little more of a mover? A shaker? A go-for-the-gold gussied-up galavantin’ GLAMPER! Are you feelin’ it? If … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[125,350,637],"class_list":["post-25271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-get_out","tag-bulleit-frontier-whiskey-woody-tailgate-trailer","tag-get-out","tag-neiman-marcus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}