{"id":3243,"date":"2011-10-11T17:26:36","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T00:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=3243"},"modified":"2011-10-11T17:26:36","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T00:26:36","slug":"were-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/3243","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re pregnant!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;We&#8217;re pregnant&#8221; is farm-speak for &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My cows are pregnant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My adorable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/7709\">Maizy<\/a> and Chocolate were, uh, mmm, well, serviced by our little Danny DeVito, Milky Way. Maizy is a mid-sized Jersey. Chocolate is a full-size Jersey and\u00a0Milky Way is\u00a0a miniature Jersey (or olde-world original before they bred\/sized them up) so we weren&#8217;t entirely sure they&#8217;d be able to &#8230;\u00a0get busy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We had to coax Milky Way onto the top of\u00a0our kids&#8217; sandbox and then usher the girls\u00a0over to greet him. It worked! (And we have the photos to prove it.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3522\" title=\"rainy_day15\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/rainy_day15.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They weren&#8217;t the least bit shy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was love at first try.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/3243\/cows-2\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3454\"><br \/>\n<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3458\" title=\"cow4\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/cow4.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3451\" title=\"cows2\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/cows2.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And get this. Based on\u00a0Chocolate&#8217;s blood analysis, she might be carrying twins. Go Milky Way. But that isn&#8217;t all the pg news from our little bit of milk cow heaven. One of our employees is pregnant but wants to wait a tad longer before\u00a0announcing it. HOWEVER, she does have a telling graphic taped to her\u00a0computer &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3244\" title=\"so_crafty_people1\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/so_crafty_people1.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re pregnant&#8221; is farm-speak for &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/3243\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[177,210,438,533,586,722,976],"class_list":["post-3243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab","tag-chocolate","tag-crafts","tag-humor","tag-maizy","tag-milky-way","tag-pregnancy","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}