{"id":36629,"date":"2013-04-28T00:07:13","date_gmt":"2013-04-28T07:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=36629"},"modified":"2013-04-28T00:07:13","modified_gmt":"2013-04-28T07:07:13","slug":"false-alarm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/36629","title":{"rendered":"false alarm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tWhat do you do when you have a pregnant cow that&#8217;s breathing hard, falls to the ground, looks uncomfortable, and seems to be having contractions? Well, you assume she&#8217;s going into labor.<\/p>\n<p>My dear sweet rotund Emma has\u00a0about a month left before she gives us\u00a0a little gorgeous boy or girl\u2014according to our records (that may or may not be accurate). She looked a little, well, <em>due<\/em> yesterday and so we went into a tizzy\u2014the news spreading like a head-to-toe farm rash. Ace and Karina hung about with cameras, farmhands kept an eye out, and everyone kept asking, &#8220;Anything yet?&#8221; Nothing compares to the excitement and sweetness of a newborn calf.<\/p>\n<p>Royal pregnancies, Beyonce&#8217;s Blue Ivy &#8230; they don&#8217;t have a thing on our love of Jersey, <em>cows<\/em> that is! Not Shore. Today, our Emma is fine again but no bundle of joy. Yet.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image wp-image-36630 aligncenter\" alt=\"gift_gab-emma_pregers1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/gift_gab-emma_pregers1.jpg\" width=\"385\" height=\"578\" \/>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you do when you have a pregnant cow that&#8217;s breathing hard, falls to the ground, looks uncomfortable, and seems to be having contractions? Well, you assume she&#8217;s going into labor. My dear sweet rotund Emma has\u00a0about a month &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/36629\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/36629\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}