{"id":38513,"date":"2013-07-29T00:08:37","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T07:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=38513"},"modified":"2013-07-29T00:08:37","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T07:08:37","slug":"bee-good-to-your-mother-earth-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/38513","title":{"rendered":"Bee Good to Your Mother Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tThe adorable, always humorous MBA Jane is my way of honoring our<\/span> Sisterhood Merit Badge program<\/a>, now with\u00a05,344 dues-paying members who have earned an amazing number of merit badges so far\u20147,177 total! Take it away, MBA Jane!!! MJ<\/span><\/p>\n

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Wondering who I am? I\u2019m Merit Badge Awardee Jane (MBA Jane for short). In my<\/span> former life<\/a> \u2026\u00a0<\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

For this week\u2019s Garden Gate\/Bee Good to Your Mother Earth Merit Badge<\/a>, I tackled the garden. Now, it\u2019s not as though I\u2019ve neglected the ol\u2019 patch out back completely: I have a lovely collection of garden gnomes, stepping stones, and a fairy house made out of pine cones and twigs and moss that one of Midge\u2019s triplets made for me. But as far as veggies and fruits? Well, let\u2019s just say my thumb isn\u2019t naturally green and leave it at that.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s more of a brown. Brings to mind a dying plant, actually.<\/p>\n

But my agricultural prowess (or lack thereof) aside, my will was strong, and so was my hankering for all things cucumber-like. Pickles had gotten me through the winter, but I was really up for the crunch and snap of the real thing. And all my neighbors assured me that cukes were easy-peasy, lemon-squeasy to grow.<\/p>\n

And after all, my herb garden was thriving in my kitchen! My confidence bolstered, I relocated a few gnomes to the porch (I\u2019ve always liked men with beards \u2026 kind of an outdoorsy-man-lovin\u2019 gal that I am) and got to work. I had bookmarked some helpful pages in \u201cMontrose: Life in a Garden,\u201d by Nancy Goodwin, and it sat beside me for moral support as I dug a neat little row. Well, it was supposed to be a neat little row, but it turned out I can\u2019t hoe a straight line any better than I can cut one. Ah well. Don\u2019t think the little cukes will mind. They\u2019re a forgiving sort of veg, I hear. My sweet green babies tucked in for the night in no time at all, I thought I\u2019d better rig a bit of fencing around them. Toile, my chicken,\u00a0especially goes crackers for seeds and green bits poking out of the ground.<\/p>\n

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Nervous about the unpredictable Spring, I made ready a blanket just in case a late frost hit. I also heard plants like music, so I made sure to sing a boisterous round or two of the Red-Headed Stranger. I figured happy plants are healthy plants, and since, of course, I was staying away from any pesticides and synthetic fertilizers, it only went hand-in-hand that my approach was all organic. From the seeds to the rain water to my crooning, all organic and pesticide free!<\/p>\n

The first night, I was a bit nervous about leaving them out in the dark. Alone. By themselves. So I sat on the porch with my favorite blue gnome and finished \u201cMontrose,\u201d while I daydreamed of cucumbers.<\/p>\n

I can practically taste them now.<\/p>\n

Crunch, crunch.<\/p>\n

Yum.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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