{"id":42330,"date":"2013-08-09T00:08:15","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T07:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=42330"},"modified":"2013-08-09T00:08:15","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T07:08:15","slug":"ewwww-de-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/42330","title":{"rendered":"Ewwww de Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tHow did <em>that<\/em> get <strong>there<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>Just another day at the office\u2014moo-ving between cows and grandkids and magazines and books\u2014this lovely little, well, er,\u00a0<del>friend<\/del> &#8230; <del>deviant<\/del> &#8230; <del>smearing<\/del>, <strong> smattering<\/strong> snuck its way onto my shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>It whispered into my nostrils and those passing by me enjoyed its pungent pining.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"gift_gab-manure-brooch-217791\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/gift_gab-manure-brooch-217791.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Until luckily for all, it was sniffed out and properly IDed by Ace who pointed to it saying, &#8220;That&#8217;s downright purdy&#8221; (spoken with a T).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How did that get there? Just another day at the office\u2014moo-ving between cows and grandkids and magazines and books\u2014this lovely little, well, er,\u00a0friend &#8230; deviant &#8230; smearing, smattering snuck its way onto my shoulder. It whispered into my nostrils and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/42330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/42330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}