{"id":55098,"date":"2015-04-26T00:09:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-26T07:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=55098"},"modified":"2015-04-26T00:09:46","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T07:09:46","slug":"merit-badge-sew-wonderful-beginner-level","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/55098","title":{"rendered":"Merit Badge: Sew Wonderful, Beginner Level"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<span style=\"color: #800080;\">The adorable, always humorous MBA Jane is my way of honoring our<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmgirlsisterhood.org\/\">Sisterhood Merit Badge program<\/a>,<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> now with\u00a06,346 dues-paying members who have earned an amazing number of merit badges so far\u20149,010 total! Take it away, MBA Jane!!! MJ\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Wondering who I am? I\u2019m Merit Badge Awardee Jane (MBA Jane for short). In my<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/10477\">former life<\/a> \u2026<b>\u00a0<\/b><b>\u00a0<\/b><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>For this week\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmgirlsisterhood.org\/badges-sc-sew-wonderful.asp\">Stitching and Crafting\/Sew Wonderful Beginner Level Merit Badge<\/a>, I took advantage of the fact that I had been a human pincushion one too many times this month.<\/p>\n<p>Eh?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-55101 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/pincushionMJFstudio_01413.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"395\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I know, you\u2019re not following. Perhaps that\u2019s because you\u2019ve never spilled an entire collection of straight pins into your entire collection of fabric?<\/p>\n<p>Well, count yourselves lucky, my chickadees, because, well, darn it, I don\u2019t recommend it. Ouch. There\u2019s another one.<\/p>\n<p>Sucking on my poor, Swiss-cheese fingers, and determining never to attempt acupuncture\u2014at least not without a professional\u2014I made up my mind to do something about this awful situation, and why not earn a badge? Seemed sensible. Yowch.<\/p>\n<p>Time out to find the homemade first-aid kit \u2026<\/p>\n<p>All right, I\u2019m back and more determined than ever. (And wearing thimbles on all 10 extremities).<\/p>\n<p>I sorted through my bolts and squares and stacks of calico, gingham, toile, corduroy, denim, satin, flannel, and the like. In order to earn my Beginner Level Badge, I needed to make a sewing kit, complete with pinkeeper, to give to a friend.<\/p>\n<p>You know what they say: Be your own best friend.<\/p>\n<p>What? No one says that? That isn\u2019t a quote?\u00a0And I was going to embroider it on a pillow.<\/p>\n<p>Well, fine, I\u2019ll simply make two, because I have the puncture wounds to prove I need a little organization as well. Ow.<\/p>\n<p>I decided there was no need to shop to earn this badge. Not with all the lovely things I have lying about my home. Upcycling is the name of game with this farmgirl these days. Why, I hardly remember what the siren call of the mall sounds like, now that I\u2019ve turned over a new (organic) leaf. (Okay, okay, I do occasionally answer the siren call of the Pretzel Palace, which is inside the mall, but hey \u2026 I\u2019m only human).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-55102 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/pincushionMJFstudio_01162.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I found two sweet baskets left over from my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmgirlsisterhood.org\/badges-sc-basketry.asp\">basketry-making season<\/a>, and they were a perfect fit for the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A few adorable fabric squares (perfect for quilting)<\/li>\n<li>Several different shades of threads, both for machines and for hand embroidery<\/li>\n<li>Straight pins (since evidently I own approximately eleventy-seven thousand)<\/li>\n<li>Safety pins (oh, how I love them &#8230; and am considering switching to them for all my pinning needs)<\/li>\n<li>A handful of buttons<\/li>\n<li>A fabric pen<\/li>\n<li>A small embroidery hoop<\/li>\n<li>Scissors<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>To top it all off, I put together two rather charming pincushions. One is the old-fashioned, stuffed-strawberry type. You know the one: made of red felt and stuffed plump, it\u2019s extra endearing with the white-tipped pins. The other, I got fancier with: it\u2019s a blue satin dolphin. Well, it was <em>supposed<\/em> to be a blue satin dolphin, but it turned out more like a cheerful and overfed flounder. Either way, it\u2019s cute. Until I started poking him with pins, and then I felt terrible. Like a flounder killer. I should have stayed with strawberries.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The adorable, always humorous MBA Jane is my way of honoring our Sisterhood Merit Badge program, now with\u00a06,346 dues-paying members who have earned an amazing number of merit badges so far\u20149,010 total! Take it away, MBA Jane!!! MJ\u00a0 Wondering who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/55098\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/55098\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gladsome_sisters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}