{"id":58956,"date":"2015-11-18T00:09:11","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T08:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=58956"},"modified":"2015-11-18T00:09:11","modified_gmt":"2015-11-18T08:09:11","slug":"potty-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/58956","title":{"rendered":"potty talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tPotty humor \u2026<\/p>\n<p>No, I probably shouldn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/outhouse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image aligncenter size-full wp-image-58957\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/outhouse.jpg\" alt=\"outhouse\" width=\"360\" height=\"436\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then again, maybe I should.<\/p>\n<p>Dare I wallow in witticisms about \u2026 the loo?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, darling, you know I do!<\/p>\n<p>I promise, this might even be good for you.<\/p>\n<p>(You know I care, and so I dare.)<\/p>\n<p>But, don&#8217;t worry\u2014this snippet of silliness isn&#8217;t off-color.<\/p>\n<p>It is, in fact, rainbow colored.<\/p>\n<p>So, yes, I&#8217;ll go THERE. To the Squatty Potty.<\/p>\n<p>Do you dare?<\/p>\n<p>WARNING: The following video advertisement for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.squattypotty.com\/unicorn-c\/\"><u>Squatty Potty<\/u><\/a> contains graphic images of pastel unicorn poo and a number of references to going &#8220;number two.&#8221; Watch at your own risk\u2014or, perhaps, your own reward.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YbYWhdLO43Q\" width=\"500\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Potty humor \u2026 No, I probably shouldn&#8217;t. Then again, maybe I should. Dare I wallow in witticisms about \u2026 the loo? Oh, darling, you know I do! I promise, this might even be good for you. (You know I care, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/58956\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/58956\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}