{"id":62917,"date":"2016-12-01T00:09:40","date_gmt":"2016-12-01T08:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=62917"},"modified":"2016-12-01T00:09:40","modified_gmt":"2016-12-01T08:09:40","slug":"young-cultivator-merit-badge-icing-on-the-cake-expert-level","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/62917","title":{"rendered":"Young Cultivator Merit Badge: Icing on the Cake, Expert Level"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<span style=\"color: #800080;\">The adorable, always humorous MBA Jane is my way of honoring our<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmgirlsisterhood.org\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Sisterhood Merit Badge program<\/span><\/span><\/a>,<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> now with\u00a07,200 dues-paying members who have earned an amazing number of merit badges so far\u201410,226 total! Take it away, MBA Jane!!! ~MaryJane\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Wondering who I am? I\u2019m Merit Badge Awardee Jane (MBA Jane for short). In my <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/10477\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">former life<\/span><\/span><\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>For this week\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmgirlsisterhood.org\/badges-ycfk-icing_the_cake.asp\"><u>Farm Kitchen\/Icing on the Cake Expert Level Young Cultivator Merit Badge<\/u><\/a>, Nora, Piper, Andy, and the Hostess with the Mostess (that\u2019s me) all joined forces.<\/p>\n<p>For the good of cake.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image aligncenter size-full wp-image-62918\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Avocado-Chocolate-Cake2-0513.jpg\" alt=\"avocado-chocolate-cake2-0513\" width=\"360\" height=\"267\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yum.<\/p>\n<p>Now, we had all gone through rigorous training to bring us to this day. After all, we had baked our way to success (and one or two failures) through the Beginner and Intermediate Level Badges, and so thusly, henceforth, and so on and so forth, forever and ever, amen, <em>we were set.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(My waistline? A whole \u2018nother kettle of fish.)<\/p>\n<p>We had made our homemade, from-scratch cakes earlier and then we read through the badge requirements for this, our final cake badge: woe was us \u2026 we were supposed to decorate the said cakes and take photos.<\/p>\n<p>Umm, hello? Those cakes had been digested in our tummies for a while now.<\/p>\n<p>So, we did the next best thing, considering the holidays were upon us \u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Andy, Nora, Piper, and Jane\u2019s Gingerbread\/Pretzel Houses<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Supplies suggested:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>pretzel rods\/sticks (Lots and lots. As the age-old saying goes, one for the house, one for my belly.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>gumdrops (You can buy organic candy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.organiccandyfactory.com\/\"><u>here<\/u><\/a>. They even have kosher gummy cubs!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>red-hots<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>licorice ropes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>chocolate rocks<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>coconut<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>icing for piping<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201ccement\u201d for glue<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>graham crackers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now, depending on whether you want to eat your creation or just stare lovingly at it all season long, you will want to choose your ingredients accordingly. Piper and I were more about the architecture of the thing and we had our own snack stash nearby, so we skipped the homemade icings and used hot glue. Shh. Don\u2019t tell. Andy and Nora, on the other hand, were all about noshing on their houses like Hansel and Gretel, and so we made sure they got their hands on most of the good-for-you organic treats, and homemade \u201ccement.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCement\u201d for gluing houses together:<\/p>\n<p>Beat 4 egg whites with 1 t cream of tartar till stiff. Gradually add 4 cups powdered sugar (I said, <em>gradually, Andy!<\/em>) and beat five minutes. Will harden quickly, so keep a towel or plastic wrap on it when not using.<\/p>\n<p>The pretzel sticks\/rods are adorbs for making log cabins. Coconut can be edible snow, or can be tinted with green food coloring to make grass. You can also use half-and-half, pint-sized or half-gallon-sized, empty containers for your house frames. Paint, or decoupage, and then add your candy d\u00e9cor. Rock chocolates make excellent chimneys.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_62921\" style=\"width: 371px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-62921\" class=\"wp-image-62921\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FEMA_-_20020_-_Photograph_by_Jeff_Markham_taken_on_12-06-2005_in_Washington.jpg\" width=\"361\" height=\"281\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-62921\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">photo by Jeff Markham via Wikimedia Commons<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We had ourselves a little Christmas village when we were done. Were they cakes necessarily? In the purest sense of the word? Cakes, per se? Okay, maybe not precisely \u2026 but what is cake but something that brings people together in the kitchen? And that we did, me and my elves. And I\u2019d say, it was joyful and triumphant.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The adorable, always humorous MBA Jane is my way of honoring our Sisterhood Merit Badge program, now with\u00a07,200 dues-paying members who have earned an amazing number of merit badges so far\u201410,226 total! 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