{"id":64192,"date":"2017-05-06T00:09:59","date_gmt":"2017-05-06T07:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=64192"},"modified":"2017-05-06T00:09:59","modified_gmt":"2017-05-06T07:09:59","slug":"cafune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/64192","title":{"rendered":"Cafune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tSamson might inspire this in you, ladies \u2026 or Fabio. Possibly Jennifer Aniston\u00a0&#8230;\u00a0or Carrot Top. Marge Simpson, definitely. Crystal Gale? For sure.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_64193\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-64193\" class=\"wp-image-64193 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rapunzel_omslag.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"457\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-64193\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">book cover by Katalin Szegedi via Wikimedia Commons<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Cafune<\/p>\n<p>What is it? By now, you\u2019ve figured out it\u2019s something to do with the follicles atop one\u2019s head. Specifically,<\/p>\n<p>(n.) running your fingers through the hair of someone you love.<br \/>\nPronunciation: ka-FOO-nay<\/p>\n<p>So, it begs the question, do balding men inspire the same kind of odd behavior in those of us smitten with them? If we can\u2019t run our fingers through the hairs of our beloveds, will a nice rub or caress do the trick?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_64194\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-64194\" class=\"wp-image-64194 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Bruce_Willis_Comic-Con_2010.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"461\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-64194\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by Gage Skidmore via Wikimedia Commons.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Someone get Mrs. Bruce Willis on the phone. Tell her it\u2019s an emergency of the cafune type.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Samson might inspire this in you, ladies \u2026 or Fabio. Possibly Jennifer Aniston\u00a0&#8230;\u00a0or Carrot Top. Marge Simpson, definitely. Crystal Gale? For sure. Cafune What is it? By now, you\u2019ve figured out it\u2019s something to do with the follicles atop one\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/64192\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/64192\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gleaming_word"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}