{"id":6420,"date":"2011-11-20T02:40:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T10:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=6420"},"modified":"2011-11-20T02:40:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T10:40:52","slug":"gross-enough-to-gag-a-maggot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/6420","title":{"rendered":"gross enough to gag a maggot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tEwwwuuuuuu. I had no idea\u00a0critters like this existed in anything other than an Indiana Jones movie or National Geographic special. Discovered in a piece of\u00a0firewood\u00a0next to our chicken coop, reactions at the farm &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; varied. &#8220;Never-Squeamish-Kim&#8221; wanted to eat them. &#8220;Desperately-in-Need-of-Farmgirl-Bootcamp-Alicia&#8221; said\u00a0she was going to throw-up, &#8220;Adventurous-Ace&#8221; wanted to save them for a fishing expedition, &#8220;Curious-Curtis&#8221;\u00a0put them into a jar with cornmeal to observe them during his lunch break, but I wanted to know the NAME of these gi-normous, prehistoric-looking maggots.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-6421\" title=\"get_out-ponderous_borer_beetle-8894\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/get_out-ponderous_borer_beetle-8894.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-6422\" title=\"get_out-ponderous_borer_beetle-8896\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/get_out-ponderous_borer_beetle-8896.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"240\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image wp-image-6423\" title=\"get_out-ponderous_borer_beetle-8898\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/get_out-ponderous_borer_beetle-8898.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The verdict? Ponderosa Pine Borers. I had no idea we were sharing our firewood with &#8230; gourmet food. Known for consuming exotic ethnic dishes, Travel Channel&#8217;s Anthony Bourdain has eaten sheep testicles in Morocco, ant eggs in Puebla, a raw seal eyeball, fermented shark in Iceland, and a whole cobra\u2014beating heat, blood, bile, and meat\u2014in Vietnam. (However,\u00a0he says the most disgusting thing he&#8217;s ever eaten is a Chicken McNugget.)<\/p>\n<p>Put the skillet on Never-Squeamish-Kim! If Anthony can eat an unwashed warthog rectum in Namibia, we can eat\u00a0pine borers.<\/p>\n<p>Just curious. Has anyone ever eaten\u00a0a porcupine?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ewwwuuuuuu. I had no idea\u00a0critters like this existed in anything other than an Indiana Jones movie or National Geographic special. Discovered in a piece of\u00a0firewood\u00a0next to our chicken coop, reactions at the farm &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/6420\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[26,40,58,487,549],"class_list":["post-6420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gift_for_gab","tag-ace","tag-alicia","tag-anthony-bourdain","tag-kim","tag-maryjanes-gift-for-gab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}