{"id":64681,"date":"2017-07-25T00:09:07","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T07:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/?p=64681"},"modified":"2017-07-25T00:09:07","modified_gmt":"2017-07-25T07:09:07","slug":"balter-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/64681","title":{"rendered":"Balter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tWhile you may or may not be guilty of this egregious and oh-so-grievous sin, you probably have been in close proximity to one who has.<\/p>\n<p>So close.<\/p>\n<p>So very, very close.<\/p>\n<p>Close enough for them to step on your sore feet, willy-nilly.<\/p>\n<p>BALTER<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/intransitive\"><em><u>intransitive verb<\/u><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>archaic<\/em><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>:<\/strong>\u00a0 to dance or tread clumsily<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div id=\"attachment_64684\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-64684\" class=\"wp-image-64684\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Danzon_dancers.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"204\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-64684\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by Tomascastelazo via Wikimedia Commons.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While you may or may not be guilty of this egregious and oh-so-grievous sin, you probably have been in close proximity to one who has. So close. So very, very close. Close enough for them to step on your sore &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/64681\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/64681\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gleaming_word"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raisingjane.org\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}