Shedding Teardrops

Okay, so maybe the Beau Coop Heritage Hen Mini Farm isn’t at the top of your holiday wish list …

Maybe you’re a little more of a mover?

A shaker?

A go-for-the-gold

gussied-up

galavantin’

GLAMPER!

Are you feelin’ it?

If ritzy road-tripping is your ultimate fantasy,

then do not despair.

Neiman Marcus has the perfect present for you, too!

Feast your eyes:

Bulleit Trailer (Photo courtesy of Neiman Marcus)

Ain’t she a beauty?

They call her the Bulleit Frontier Whiskey Woody-Tailgate Trailer.

It’s a mouthful, I know, but this little towable treat is worth it.

E-V-E-R-Y penny …

of her $150,000 price tag …

I guess value is in the eye of the beholder (or is that beer holder),

or, rather, in the hand that writes the check.

Something along those lines.

At any rate, the Bulleit might strike some as a bonafide bargain.

After all, she’s not just for silly stuff like sleeping under the stars and frying eggs in the morning.

No, ma’am.

The Bulleit is a veritable traveling bar, designed for spontaneous roadside entertaining.

“It’s impressive on the outside,” boasts Neiman Marcus, “But what’s on the inside truly astounds: sleek

leather furnishings and details from Moore & Giles, rich wood finishings (handcrafted from reclaimed

Bulleit Bourbon casks), elegant glassware, and a top-notch entertainment system, including a flat-screen TV, Blu-ray Disc™ player, and a state-of-the-art sound system, plus a one-year supply of Bulleit Bourbon and Bulleit Rye*. You park, open the hatch, and slide out the bar—cocktails anyone?”

Sorry, folks, but this farmgirl’s not biting …

that bulleit.

 

Leave a comment 2 Comments

  1. Terry Steinmetz says:

    You’ve got to be kidding!?!

  2. Winnie Nielsen says:

    When I saw this on the CNN listing , I had the same exact reaction. Are you kidding me??? Think how much those dollars could do for kids in need at our public schools, soup kitchens, emergency food pantries, or maybe underwriting a new and deserving entrepreneur! Knowing that people will actually buy this thing is both disgusting and tragic. We can do better.

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