Okay, I went along with how to avoid blemishes. Timeless advice really—exercise, preferably outdoors, in addition to treating your organs kindly (they have to filter gunk you eat just like an oil filter in a car), but …
… Portugal Bust Food???????
Boil two whole oranges, unpeeled, in ten ounces of olive oil for four hours, using a double boiler. Then set residue aside. Each night use a broken piece of the oranges with which to rub the breast lightly, following the outline of the breast, and rubbing round and round. Keep this up for at least two weeks, and as much longer as conditions suggest.
What are we trying to fix here? Or grow? Or diminish? Or … ?
What is it we don’t know (but would like to know) about the women of Portugal?