The adorable, always humorous MBA Jane is my way of honoring our Sisterhood Merit Badge program, now with 6,011 dues-paying members who have earned an amazing number of merit badges so far—8,586 total! Take it away, MBA Jane!!! MJ
Wondering who I am? I’m Merit Badge Awardee Jane (MBA Jane for short). In my former life …
For this week’s Cleaning Up/Home Insulation Intermediate Level Merit Badge, I had to wait for a windy day.
photo by Tcie via Wikimedia Commons
That was no problem; seeing as how I had already earned my merit badge for weather, I knew precisely which day would be best and I was ready. Prepared. Armed to the teeth. Well, not armed exactly, but I had a lovely apple-pie-scented incense stick and a match—not to mention a caulking gun—and that’s sorta like being armed.
I mean, I could do some damage if I needed to with those three things.
What? Being prepared for a zombie apocalypse is just good planning on my part, okay?
But back to the badge. Stop distracting me.
Squirrel!
photo by Tamiasciurus douglasii 000 via Wikimedia Commons
Now, the reason we need a lit incense stick is because we need to determine where the drafty parts of your house are. Ahh! Now you’re with me, huh? And you thought I had totally cracked for a minute there, didn’t you? Have a little faith, my farmgirls, I know exactly what to do. And by exactly, I of course mean, vaguely.
I like to be adventurous, and also I like to pretend I’m Nancy Drew on a semi-regular basis, so I waited for nightfall. Midnight, to be exact. And I may or may not have put on my detective hat and trench coat, but you can leave that part out if you aren’t as committed as I am.
The ambiance of my house at midnight with nothing but a lit apple-pie incense stick to light my way and the wind whipping it up outside was spooky to say the least. I stepped on a cat and nearly died.
Darn cats.
I paid attention (or tried to; I was a tad distracted by branches tapping against my window and the shadows on my walls) to the way the flame flickered. It really got to dancing at one point, and no small wonder: the window in question was being held shut by a hair scrunchi and the “M” volume from my Encyclopedia Britannica.
Okay, okay. If your windows are held tight by duct tape, plastic sheeting, or a hair scrunchi, you can probably forgo the incense method and just … you know … assume they need fixing. But if your doors and windows look pretty tight, don’t be fooled. Just cuz their appearance is groovy, doesn’t mean they’re energy-efficient.
Or zombie-apocalypse-efficient, either.
Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Or two zombies.
Anyway, once you’ve done what I’ve done and located all your drafty areas, it’s time to draw, aim, and shoot! No, not the zombies; the caulking gun is for the leaks. (Although if you have any left over, go ahead and save it for the undead.)
photo by Achim Hering via Wikimedia Commons
Some areas just needed weather stripping, like around my cat door. I saved that part for the next day. I needed some sleep after my long night of detective work; I was exhausted. Nancy Drew never worked so hard.
Mums are one of my favorite flowers. I love their spicy scent when you take a deep sniff too. Since Fall is my favorite time of year, mums have the perfect rich earthy tones of the season. Plus, another bonus is that they grow here in north Florida quite well. I love how yours are all bundled in the old wagon!
Looks like fall to me !