Small dairy farmers (me included) love to dote on their darlings.
We pet ’em. We hug ’em. We may even adorn them in flowers to show our girls how much we appreciate their marvelous milk …
… and (generally) gentle dispositions.
Photo by Lene, also called Manisha via Wikimedia Commons
But, the same can’t always be said for larger dairy operations, where cows are often akin to assembly-line employees, and working conditions can be, let’s just say, less than cozy.
Therefore, the last thing anyone would expect to see in a large commercial dairy barn is cows lounging on waterbeds.
“Waterbeds?!”
“MJ is trying her hand at comedy again.”
Nope—not this time.
I dare say I’d never dreamed of such a thing. As far as I knew, the waterbed craze fizzled out somewhere in the ’80s, and I wasn’t sorry to see it go (that fad fell under the category of “just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should“). Ever try to get out of a waterbed when you’re eight months pregnant?
Yet, much to my astonishment, waterbeds are making a comeback,
finding a new niche under the hocks (and hooves) of dairy cattle,
replacing sawdust bedding and stall mats with the ultimate in indoor cow comfort.
Still don’t believe me? Watch this:
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Merit Badge Awardees (click for latest awards)
My featured Merit Badge Awardee of the Week is … Beth Lohman!!!
Beth Lohman (cntybuff, #2591) has received a certificate of achievement in Garden Gate for earning a Beginner Level Backyard Farmer Merit Badge!
“I received two beautiful chickens for my birthday last October. I have been learning a little about how to take care of them and improving their pen.
I love having chickens. So does my granddaughter. We love watching them free-range in the backyard. I haven’t had to buy eggs in months!!! I’m ready to add a couple more.”
Need a little vernal vocab to impress your friends?
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nidificate (NID-u-fi-cate)
Meaning: to build a nest
As in:
Photo courtesy GiantBirdsNest.com
It’s REAL.
Designed by OGE CreativeGroup as “a fusion of furniture and playground,” the Giant Birdsnest is pure farmgirl fantasy.
Photo courtesy GiantBirdsNest.com
“The wooden nest is filled with highly comfortable egg-shaped sitting poofs, which allow ergonomic sitting positions and various configurations for informal meetings and social exchange,” explain creators Merav Eitan and Gaston Zahr. “The nest comes in various sizes, from a small and intimate nest for one, up to a big version, which can host 16 people at once. The soft space is a perfectly comfortable and inspiring place for resting, browsing the Web, reading, relaxing, loving, talking, briefing, discussing … Simply jump in and enjoy.”
Wondering about DIY, aren’t you.
Buy props used in MaryJane’s books and magazine!
5% of profits will benefit www.firstbook.org, a non-profit that provides new books to children from low-income families throughout the U.S. and Canada.
Here’s how:
MaryJane will post a photo and a description of a prop and its cost along with a few details as to its condition here: https://shop.maryjanesfarm.org/MaryJanesCurations. It’s a playful way to be the new owner of a little bit of farm herstory.
